Pasta Bolognese

I am not a Bolognese snob. I do not hold with their being one way to make it and all others being a sin. A great many ways are rubbish, there's no denying it. I've seen some horrible Bologneses in my time, as well as one in California which was actually a tomato sauce with meatballs and sausages like in The Godfather.

For myself, I like a Bolognese to be thick, rich and meaty, without carrots or celery.

Ingredients
1/2 tbsp olive oil
1 medium onion, chopped
1 large clove garlic (oh yes, I went there), finely chopped
250g lean minced beef (not extra lean)
400g chopped tomatoes
1 tbsp tomato puree
1/2 glass red wine
1/2 tsp oregano*
1 tsp basil*
1 beef stock pot

75-100g pasta per person

Heat the oil in a large saucepan on a medium-high heat.

Add the onion and garlic, stir well, reduce the heat to medium and then cover and sweat until the onion starts to soften.

Add the beef, making sure to break up any large chunks early. Stir periodically as the meat browns.

Add the herbs, a twist of black pepper, the puree and the wine. Stir well, add the tomatoes and the stock pot and mix well until the stock is dissolved.

Reduce to a simmer and cook for 10-20 minutes.

Serve with almost any kind of pasta and freshly grated Parmesan. You can also mix with the pasta and layer into an overproof dish with mozzarella to make an excellent pasta bake.

* While living things wither in my presence, if you can keep a basil or oregano plant alive, this is a meal that really benefits from fresh herbs.

Chilli con Carne

This is one of my favourite one-pan recipes; excellent with rice or wrapped in tortillas with grated cheese and sour-cream.

1/2 tbsp vegetable oil
2 tsp paprika
2 tsp cumin
1 tsp coriander
Up to 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper*
240g drained red kidney beans
1-3 chillies*, finely chopped
1 medium onion, chopped
1 large clove garlic, chopped

500g beef mince
1/2 glass port

400g tinned tomatoes

1 tsp dried oregano or 1/2 handful fresh
1 bay leaf

1 beef stock cube or pot

* The level of chilli should be varied according to taste. A single chilli will make a mellow dish; three plus cayenne will have some serious kick (if it doesn't, check your chilli supplies). If you like it volcanic, you can go higher, but that's as much as I'd want to do.

Heat the oil in a large saucepan over a medium heat.

Add the spices and mix into the oil, then turn the heat up for about 30 seconds to get the oil really hot without giving the spice time to burn.

Add the beans, onions, garlic and chillies to the pan and stir well. Reduce the heat again, cover and cook until the onions start to soften.

Add the mince, stirring and cutting with the spoon until it breaks up and browns. Make sure that the spice mix is well mixed in with the ingredients.

Add the wine, then the tomatoes, stirring well. Finally, stir in the herbs and stock cube until the latter is melted/dissolved and stirred thoughout the pan.

Cover and simmer for 20-30 minutes. If the heat isn't too high it won't suffer from being cooked longer, especially if you add some water to keep it from getting dry.

Ghoulish

It's like goulash, but not quite. This can be made as a sort of a recipe of necessity with just the italicised ingredients, but provides a basis for something more substantial.

Ghoulish
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, chopped
1 chilli, chopped
500g braising beef, cubed
250g mushrooms, chopped
2 tbsp tomato puree
1/2 glass port
1 pint beef stock
3 tsp paprika
1 tsp cumin seed
1 bay leaf
3 tbsp sour cream

Heat a small quantity of oil in a large saucepan. Fry the onion and garlic until soft, then add the meat, turning until browned all over. Cover and simmer for 5-10 minutes.

Add the mushrooms, cumin and paprika and stir. Cover and simmer for about 3 minutes.

Stir in the tomato puree. As we were short on other ingredients, we also added some frozen broccoli here.

Add the wine, stock and bay leaf. Bring the liquid to a near-boil, turn down the heat and simmer for about 30 minutes.

Stir in sour cream to finish.

Serve with rice or thick noodles.